The IPL Slugfest: 11 Batters and A Sacrificial Lamb
If you’ve tuned into the IPL this week, you’ve probably realized that cricket has officially stopped being a sport and has become a high-budget remake of The Fast and the Furious , but with bats. We’re only a few games into the 2026 season , and "slugfest" doesn't even cover it. After watching RCB chase 201 in under 16 overs and Mumbai Indians hunt down 221 like it was a casual school-yard game, the reality is clear: the bowlers are just there to provide the balls, and the batsmen are there to send them into orbit. It’s time to stop fighting the inevitable and embrace my 11-0-1 theory : field eleven pure, muscle-bound power-hitters, keep one lone, depressed specialist bowler (super substitute) in a "break in case of emergency" glass box, and let the chaos reign. Spare a thought for the poor, traumatized souls we still legally refer to as "bowlers." In this 2026 edition of the IPL, a bowler walking to his mark looks less like an elite athlete and mo...